So I always see these fashion posts pop up…and I seriously can barely dress myself every day let alone put together some masterpiece outfit to compete with the other girls that get up hours earlier to get pretty. I get up at 5 am right now…imagine if I actually combed my hair and put makeup on before work!?! HA! never.
So I thought it would be fun to list 5 trends that I can never pull off….
{1}
Awesome hair styles…You know why?! Because I have curly hair..not wavy…actual curly hair. So yea. I can’t do cool shit like that to my do.
{2}
Printed pants or leggings.Besides the obvious fact that I do not have thin thighs there is the fact that I am short. One can be helped the other can not. Short/chunky thighs DO NOT look cute in printed pants or leggings.
{3}
Pointy Nails. This is one of those I am sure I could pull off but won’t. They are gross. That is all.
{4}
Ridiculous shoes. I mean seriously…who besides an expert stripper can walk in anything over 3″ without doing that weird shuffles so you don’t fall? Not me. That’s who.
{5}
Yeah the pointed nails are just icky, not cute! I could never do printed pants (let's not advertise my hips and ass any more than it already is!) Nor the shoes, I'm a flats girl for sure.
Yea, those stripper shoes are not for me. I like my heels a little high, but sometimes you have to know when it's too high. Hmm…I want to attempt to make that shirt dress just to see if I can do it. Not a fan of the point nails either. Reminds of bird talons.
i pretty much have no style in general lol