I had a conversation with a friend today about men…actually I had a few conversations about men today. I think it might have been in the air. Back to my point, most women, myself included are attracted to the wrong kinds of men. The bad boys, the losers, the degenerate gamblers, liars, pricks, cheaters, broke ass bums, ooh sorry that last one was just mean. Even though we know these men are bad for us we still find ourselves wrapped up in a blanket crying over them like spilled milk. Men, my friends, are like alcohol.

Now if you have a relationship with alcohol similar to mine you will understand. If you don’t, well you should still freaking get it.

Alcohol is bad. It is bad for you in small quantities, it is bad for you in large quantities. You shouldn’t drink it everyday because well the reality is that is damaging to your body and overall health. We know this right? Its told to us as children, there is a legal drinking age for the stupidity that comes with alcohol consumption. If you are a responsible adult they say you can have alcohol and still be “responsible”. That is crap too since it will still kill you. Yea, you heard me even those responsible jerks that have 1 glass of wine with dinner and not the whole bottle plus some can die from cirrhosis of the liver ooh and they can still be hit by the drunk driving dummy that had the whole bottle plus some.

Anyway, I digress. The point of all of this was that Men are like alcohol. Particularly bad men. The ones you shouldn’t marry or get pregnant by. They are bad for you in small quantities, in large quantities, if you have them every once in a while or every day. They are damaging to your overall health as well. Mentally they drop kick you in the brain and leave you kind of emotionally stupid. If you are lucky they don’t give you an STD or knock you up with a kid they don’t want or beat you. But like I said, they do damage you.

Why do we do this to ourselves? Because it just feels so good. Something about alcohol(duh scientifically we know the reason behind it) but something…that warm fuzzy feeling, the lightheaded giddiness. It just feels so fantastic and you can’t help but keep it going. And then…well then you have too much of it and well we have all had one bad hangover at some point in our lives. Same thing with a bad man. Something about him (again there is a scientific explanation) but something about him when he is around or touching you gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, that lightheaded giddiness. And then…well when he does something that makes you realize he is bad like for example; tells you he is married, cheats on you, steals all your money and disappears, lies about anything.(these are all examples from research of course) and you wake up with this horrendous hangover that leaves you feeling like you took a sledgehammer to the knees.

Basically bad men and alcohol are terrible for you. If you can step away and get into rehab, if you can’t well…your out of luck. 

Yes I am a day late but you  know how that goes. I had a very interesting weekend with K in town and even though we dealt with a lot of drama from her Jamaica trip we had a great time and I am super happy to have seen her 🙂

I loved our costumes and we saw some pretty damn great ones! It took us days of sewing and forever to perfect it all but in the end I loved them!

How fun was that costume!?! So far this has been my favorite costume I have worn though I did really love last years Ninja Turtles!

Here is our company picture too!

My younger brother and nephew have to get some love because I think is seriously the cutest picture ever!

OOkie thats all for now! What were you for Halloween send me a link so I can see all the great costumes out there!!! 

I love Halloween…even with all the nonsense that has been going on in my life I still love it and K is coming into town today!! Woo hooo for that.

Things are starting to look up for me so you all will happy to hear there probably won’t be anymore depressing posts.

I love carving pumpkins but this year I was inspired by Ms. Hautemess  and decided to pretify my pumpkins. I know that word does not exist but it kinda does.

I’ve also rediscovered my love for Candy Corn this year. So my desk is a combo of pretty little pumpkins and bags of candy corn. I also need to thank the candy corn for the stomach aches I’ve had for a week straight. So good but terrible for you. If I keep this up I will be toothless by Halloween.

The company I work for always takes a Halloween photo every year:

Ooh yes that is me in the sexy maid costume and as Eve the year before

Anyway the point of that was that in an effort to find a work appropriate costume this year I went to the store with the idea that I would find anything and zombify it but of course what really happened was that I walked out of the costume store with a face mask and some peacock wings. Yes, this is what happens to  me when I can’t decide on something. So this years picture will feature me in a stupid mask with stupid wings.

The costume that I have planned for this Saturday is all kinds of fun. I spent the few days working hard with my coworker and roommate sewing and cutting up stuff to make it. Sooooo very excited!! Of course I can’t show you till I get a good picture in the costume but I am very very excited. I love homemade costumes and I especially love being able to dress up with someone(s).

Running my own sweatshop…my coworker(top) & roomie(bottom)  Stay tuned for pictures from this weekend that will most likely be a drunken mess.