While my lunch break was actually a huge pain in my ass the rest of today has been great so far. I have a lot of random mess to share with you guys so here goes:

~~ Yesterday a parent gifted me and the other teachers boxes of crab. Now I don’t know about you but when I think of a box of crab I think that its crab meat, maybe some legs or something. NOPE. Open the box and its 4 live crabs. I jumped about 3 feet back and yelped like a girly girl that I am. My co-teachers found it hilarious. Me on the other hand…not so much. I took the box home all the while texting everyone asking the WTH I should do. I opened the box one more time to take a picture and of course they started moving which meant more screaming. I just couldn’t bring myself to kill them or cook them or anything so I closed the box up and took it to my awesome(semi English speaking) neighbor and told him I don’t eat seafood and if he would like them. He was so excited so I am glad he liked it. I didn’t want to be rude so I lied to the teachers and told them I put them in the freezer for later.

the one bottom right kept moving a lot!

                 Just take a second to imagine my face
~~ I am doing another Blog hop because they are awesome and each time I participate I find more cool blogs. So here is the link if you want to join up!

~~I’ve got a couple things I want to complain about so I thought today would be good:
           –Obsessive political posting on FB. Stop. Please just don’t. I don’t care who you are voting for and I also think you are a knob for being so effing judgemental about who everyone else is voting for.
          — People who go out of their way to let you know they don’t watch tv. Ummm that’s great for you but I love some reality tv and some crap time wasting spent on my couch so please save me your “I’m too cool for TV” shit..

       –Exercising alone sucks. not that I particularly enjoy people watching me turn the color of a tomato but a good run or zumba session is so much better with someone..

      — AND can someone tell me how the F I can keep to pretty clean diet with all that candy sitting in a box on my table? TELL ME!!! I sit and eye ball the box for about 10 minutes before I let myself have a handle full and shut it super fast. well…except the first day where i ate a whole bag of candy corn. Don’t judge me. I regretted it believe me. 

In my head it seemed like I had more to whine about. Oh well guess it can wait till next time. On to some more fun stuff! 

~~I can finally link up for nail files but it doesn’t specify if it has to be your fingernails. haha I mentioned a few posts ago I am not allowed to paint my fingernails(against school rules) so I have to make due and spice up the toe polish and with all the fun colors Sniferella sent me I can do that! haha I just love that nickname! 

please excuse my toes haha

Sinful Colors- Cream Pink

~~I am super excited that I started Mandarin lessons this week! I have been here over a month and am getting awfully tired of having no clue how to ask for anything or give the right amount of money. Unfortunately the language is CRAZY difficult to learn. Also there are 2 other Americans in my small class and they are VERY VERY annoying…giving us a bad rep!!! 

practicing the tones…YIKES!

What else did I absolutely need to tell you all? 

~~OOh I swear I will post about my Zoo trip and the Hong Kong Disneyland trip next week. I will kick my own ass if I forget again. 

~~How excited am I for fall tv? No for real. I think I might need to make a post just for that! I think I will. 

Ok that is really all this time! I’ll leave you with a pic of me and some of the kiddies today playing with my iphone. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend!!!!