Go ahead judge me

Sometimes I am that girl…

you know the one walking down the street texting and not paying attention.

The one who looks like she is lost 90% of the time.

I am way behind on all the cool “Lingo”, always being picked on for not knowing what the hell someone is saying.

I am the girl that corrects someones grammar when they speak.

When I get really excited I let out a string of “OMG’s” and “totally’s” that remind everyone that I definitely did not grow up in the city proper.

My Spanish is should be better even though I look like someone who should be able to speak Spanish.

I love love Country music and have no real explanation for this, since I did not grow up in the country.

I get lost in music at the clubs and dance all by myself.

I talk to myself all the time, in the street, in the car, in the shower, at my desk.

I make notes on post-it’s then lose the post-it’s.

I like to party, hard, and make no apologies for this.

I love strangers, and am way too friendly.

I am that girl that will talk to the ugly old guy at the bar because he makes me laugh.

I smile wayyyy too much for my own good(does this lead to wrinkles?)

I stress about whether or not I will age badly even though my mother looks amazingly like a 25 year old.

I love babies but as soon as they cry I want the parent to take them out of the room.

I love movies and randomly quote from them all the time.

I love food! I would rather go to an expensive dinner than buy new clothes.

I try really hard to follow the newest trends in fashion but more often than not am 3 seasons behind.

I hate tequila, its the devil. Vodka and I have serious fights on a regular basis, I get my ass kicked in 90% of these fights.

I think dirty thoughts a little too much for my own sanity (Sorry Mom!)

I think people should not be rude. It’s an ugly trait. I may think you are stupid but you will never know because it would be just plain rude to tell you.

I follow crosswalk signs because I am terrified I will get run over.

I curse too much to be considered a lady.

I think Monogamy is a very terrible joke someone came up with in their spare time.

It makes me genuinely sad that I am now too old to audition for “The Real World”

I read a lot…like 3-4 books a week, about anything.

 Not a day passes where I don’t debate if Teaching is the career I really want.

I love taking pictures, I have tons and tons of them…no clue what I will ever do with them either

I think we should all be a little less judgemental…I try my best!

I want a ton more tattoos but don’t want to look ridiculous.

I sweat a lot, I feel maybe an abnormal amount but I am told its not.

I hate combing my hair, it sucks!

I am inexplicably terrified of small boats and sharks. I guess this could be blamed on Jaws…but I don’t know for sure.

I make a million plans to do things and a vast majority of them never see the light of day.

I want to get married just because I want a big dumb wedding…I don’t know if I want a husband though.

Sometimes I laugh so hard that I snort and I fear I will pee myself.